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| So this cat get's splattered and goes to Heaven where he's met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter.... http://karaokescene.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=7674 |
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| Author: | Keith02 [ Sun Aug 20, 2006 2:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | So this cat get's splattered and goes to Heaven where he's met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter.... |
And St. Pete welcomes him and informs the cat he has one wish to grant...Anything he desires....The cat replies it would really be nice if he had a big fluffy pillow to spend eternity on....So St. Pete grants him the pillow. Next day a family of 12 mice get hit by a car and show up at the Pearly Gates. Their wish is for roller skates...They decided roller skates would be handy when making their savenging rounds, so they get roller skates. A week later St. Pete spies the cat curled up on his pillow and asks how he is enjoying his stay in Heaven...The cat smiles and says, "This pillow is perfect, but those meals on wheels are absolutely wonderful!" |
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